1
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-[bright music playing]
-[gulls calling]

2
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[inhales, exhales]

3
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[grunts]

4
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Well, Lil, looks like I won.

5
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Not so fast.

6
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Hmm...

7
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Yup, I think you did, buddy!

8
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That was a good game, Jack.

9
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Good game yourself, Lil.

10
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[laughing]

11
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Lil and Jack
are sure getting along.

12
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I know! Right?

13
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[chuckles]

14
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Did we do something wrong?

15
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Wrong? It's a good thing!

16
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Of course.
Guess I'm just not used to it.

17
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Mom! Dad! I'm gonna take Jack
out on the boat.

18
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Be back soon.

19
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-Have fun, kids!
-Uh...

20
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So, where are you taking me?

21
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It's a secret.

22
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[laughs diabolically]

23
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[soft music playing]

24
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[gull calling]

25
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[squawking aggressively]

26
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You're gonna love this.

27
00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,761
-Come on!
-[Jack grunts, groans]

28
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Uh... Hmm. Okay.

29
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Am I here, or...

30
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You may remove your blindfold.

31
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[gasping]

32
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[Lil] Welcome to Lake Island,

33
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the old abandoned testing site

34
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for the greatest amusement park
in the world!

35
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A crawfish carousel?

36
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Snapping turtle bumper cars?

37
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A Guess How Much
This Leech Weighs scale?!

38
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Oh my gosh, a photo booth!

39
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[giggling] Should we?

40
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Maybe we should!
Let's-Let's do it!

41
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[camera clicking]

42
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-[electricity zapping]
-[whirring]

43
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You were right!
This place
is
incredible!

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[screams]

45
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-[dramatic music]
-Oh no, the boat!

46
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[theme music plays]

47
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♪ Me and you ♪

48
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪

49
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

50
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-[gull calling]
-[panting]

51
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You didn't tie the boat?!

52
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I was blindfolded!

53
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You're the responsible one!

54
00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,911
Oh, I didn't realize
I was here to babysit you!

55
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[grunting]

56
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Stop!

57
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[inhaling]

58
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We're doing it again.

59
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This is old Jack and Lil.

60
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-We're better than this.
-You're right.

61
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We just need to stay calm.

62
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-[screaming]
-[hard rock drums playing]

63
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[distant, muffled shouts]

64
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Oh, Will, look!

65
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[bright, tropical music playing]

66
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-Hey!
-[laughing] Hey!

67
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[both laughing]

68
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[sighing happily]

69
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If you're watching this,

70
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Jack and I have probably been
dead for years.

71
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I hope somebody saves us.

72
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I don't wanna be stuck here
forever!

73
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I have a plan.

74
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Oh, phew.
That's the Jack I know.

75
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Time to start
our new lives here.

76
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The sooner we accept
our fate, the better.

77
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That's your plan?

78
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Survival is key.

79
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First, we gotta grow
our own food.

80
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Wait.

81
00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,533
[grunting]

82
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Jjang!

83
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Lake Island's signature treat.

84
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The Lake Cake.

85
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[electric guitar solo]

86
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How are we gonna get it out?

87
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I don't know. Bash it?

88
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Whoa! I-I don't think
that's a good idea.

89
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What do
you
propose,
pal?

90
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Mom used to say,

91
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"Seek wisdom in nature."

92
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[waves crashing]

93
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Well?

94
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[conch]
Use it wisely.

95
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Yes!

96
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This'll take
a little more... finesse.

97
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[groans] This is taking forever!

98
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It's bashing time!

99
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Let go, brother.

100
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Enough already, sister!

101
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[both grunting] Stand down!

102
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

103
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[screams]

104
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! [screams]

105
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[spirited music plays]

106
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[clangs]

107
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-Yay!
-Yay!

108
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-[growling]
-[ominous music playing]

109
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See? Lily provides.

110
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This isn't quite half, is it?

111
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Um, it's exactly half, actually.

112
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Eh...

113
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Ugh! Let's trade then.

114
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-No, it's fine. You have it.
-Just take the whole thing.

115
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You're wasting away,
dear brother. You need to eat.

116
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Eat the snack, Lily!

117
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[grunting]

118
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Take it!

119
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[squawking]

120
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[stomping loudly]

121
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[dramatic music playing]

122
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Hey, give it back! Squaw!

123
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-[squawks]
-[Lil groans]

124
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[groaning]

125
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Don't you know
what you've done?!

126
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You've given
the wildlife a taste

127
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for human food.

128
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Whatever. We'll grow
our own food.

129
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You saw what that aggro bird
did to me.

130
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We need to fortify
for a counterattack!

131
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I'm talking barbed wire,
turrets, pointy sticks!

132
00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:04,216
We don't need a fort.
We need food.

133
00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,783
We
had
food

134
00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,351
until
you
couldn't accept
what I gave you!

135
00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,397
It always has to be
on your terms!

136
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And now, we're stuck
on this lousy island!

137
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Lousy?

138
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You take that back!

139
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[hard rock drums playing]

140
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[light music playing]

141
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[sighs]

142
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Can I tell you something?

143
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Lately I've been worried

144
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that I'm not cutting it
as a stepmom.

145
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, whoa, whoa.

146
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Whoa, whoa.
Where is this coming from?

147
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Don't do that to yourself.
You're doin' great, hon.

148
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I just want Jack
to feel at home here

149
00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,957
without Lil feeling
any less loved.

150
00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,263
Yeah, I-I see what you mean.

151
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But, thankfully, our kids
are incredibly well-adjusted.

152
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-[smacks]
-Ah!

153
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[groans, spits]

154
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Guess we're not
the buddy-buddy team we thought.

155
00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:03,188
First thing you've been
right about all day.

156
00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,320
New rule.

157
00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:09,412
You stay on that side of
the crawfish, I'll stay on mine.

158
00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:12,676
Fine by me! Enjoy building
your tree house or whatever.

159
00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,157
Enjoy eating roots or whatever.

160
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[tense music playing]

161
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-[bird squawking]
-[Lil panting, grunting]

162
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[animal noises]

163
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[eating noisily]

164
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[bird squawking]

165
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I knew you'd be back.

166
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[slamming, squawking]

167
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Unlike my naive brother,

168
00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,178
I
am
prepared!

169
00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,527
[squawking, pecking]

170
00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:38,876
[laughing]

171
00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:41,096
No beast will penetrate
my fortress!

172
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[gull squawks]

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[crashing]

174
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Any chance we could hash
this out peacefully? [chuckles]

175
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[screaming squawk]

176
00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,585
[light music playing]

177
00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,674
Who knew old soda machines

178
00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,111
could make a flawless
irrigation system?

179
00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,896
I did. I knew that.

180
00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,115
[sniffing]

181
00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:02,117
Wow. Dirt.

182
00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,859
Upon this dirt,
I shall build a new society,

183
00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,165
free of inequality
and suffering.

184
00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,689
-[rattling]
-Huh?

185
00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,604
[hissing, rumbling]

186
00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:11,605
[shrieks]

187
00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:12,867
[music distorting]

188
00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,565
[sighs] I gotta go find
some food.

189
00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,567
[mellow music playing]

190
00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:18,699
[grunts]

191
00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,484
[grunting]

192
00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,659
Huh?

193
00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,182
[grunts] Eureka!

194
00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,315
I wonder if these
are safe to eat.

195
00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:31,102
Mmm! Bless you,
good old reliable preservatives.

196
00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,931
[ominous music playing]

197
00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,194
Uh... hello.

198
00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,066
[neck creaking]

199
00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,808
Just need something
to shoo you away.

200
00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,550
[tense music playing]

201
00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,812
-[crunching]
-Ow!

202
00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,640
Uh...

203
00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,598
[tense music playing]

204
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,079
[echoing thud]

205
00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,995
[cheerful, upbeat music playing]

206
00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,215
[inaudible except for music]

207
00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:13,057
-[tense music playing]
-[squawking]

208
00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,152
The birds, they'll rip us
limb from limb!

209
00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,112
But I betcha Lil doesn't have
one of these. [laughs]

210
00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,419
Winner-winner, chicken dinner!

211
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,074
-[smacking]
-[squawking]

212
00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,163
[laughs]

213
00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,643
I can't believe I did it!

214
00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,558
[squawking]

215
00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,821
[tense music playing]

216
00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,042
[cackling squawks]

217
00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,087
[music intensifying]

218
00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,088
[buzzer blares]

219
00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,176
[Jack screams]

220
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,352
[eerie music playing]

221
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,267
[rumbling]

222
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,884
[squawking]

223
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,192
Lil?

224
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,411
It's starting.

225
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,586
[stomach rumbling]

226
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,196
[groaning] Hunger.

227
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:08,765
A-ha! I knew you couldn't resist
breaking the treaty!

228
00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,681
This is all your fault!

229
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,901
I show you this awesome island
and you ruin it!

230
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,859
Just like you ruined
my gamer room!

231
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,993
What? Jack, that's me!

232
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,516
Oh, right.

233
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,387
It was gonna be
my
gamer cove!

234
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,954
I showed
you
this island,

235
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,565
and I brought
you
here

236
00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,567
because I love this place.

237
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,831
[crying] And I thought
you'd love it too.

238
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,833
Uh, really?

239
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,705
Yes! I wanted to share it
with you because...

240
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,447
we were just getting along,
remember?

241
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,580
[soft, pleasant music playing]

242
00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,718
Ha! I thought that tank
would help grow crops.

243
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,546
And I thought that bumper car

244
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,983
would be a barricade
against those birds.

245
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,247
What if we took
your
crawfish car...

246
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,293
And your carbonation tank...

247
00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:01,078
[bright music playing]

248
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,037
Uh, Lil...

249
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,255
Mm, bash it!

250
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,430
[clangs]

251
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,174
[rumbling, splashing]

252
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,002
Maybe we were wrong to worry.

253
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,178
Yeah, we're good.
The kids are good.

254
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,789
Better than good, even!

255
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,052
[Lil and Jack screaming]

256
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,227
[crashing]

257
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,664
Hey-hey! Speak of the devils!

258
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,406
Can't wait to hear
about your day!

259
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,756
[groaning]

260
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,106
I was right. I'm a bad stepmom.

261
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:32,153
[gentle music playing]

262
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:36,244
Sorry we destroyed your
favorite place in the world.

263
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:39,073
Eh, I'm over it.
I'm just glad we're still alive

264
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,641
and we're still... friends?

265
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,643
Hey, Lil, one more time?

266
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,515
[whimsical whistling music
playing]

267
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,999
-[crunching]
-Oh, sorry, Jack.

268
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,915
It's okay. I guess we still have
some work to do.

269
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,352
[chuckles] Yeah.

270
00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:01,008
[gentle music playing]

271
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,882
[bright music playing]

272
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,930
[gasps] Oh, hot, hot, hot!

273
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,548
Now where is that darn thing?

274
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,768
[knocking] Hey, Lil.

275
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,247
[gasps]

276
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,989
[Lil groaning]

277
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,992
-[spits] Dad, have you seen my--
-Beanie?

278
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:32,474
Oh, thanks. Hey, do you mind
making waffles for breakfast?

279
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,606
-Way ahead of ya.
-Yes!

280
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,000
-Oh, and do you have...
-Game controller?

281
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,785
-[chuckles]
-You're the best.

282
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:41,439
Ha! Just a dad doin' dad stuff.

283
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,832
[whistling]

284
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,268
♪ I'm a dad ♪

285
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,313
[knocking]

286
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,575
Rise and shine!

287
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,968
Hey, Dad.

288
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,405
I made waffles.

289
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,886
Nah, I've got breakfast covered.
Thanks though.

290
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,671
You know, it's lookin'
a little sparse in here.

291
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,543
Should we get some posters
for your walls or a rug

292
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,110
or furniture of any kind?

293
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,069
I want you to feel settled here.

294
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,506
Thanks, but I prefer it
this way.

295
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,464
Ready to go whenever life calls.

296
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,467
I understand. Let's step
away from the window, son.

297
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,775
That doesn't mean you can't
lay down some roots, settle in,

298
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,299
trade the hammock for a bed.
What do you say?

299
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,692
-[creaking]
-[shrieks]

300
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,608
[groans] Promise
that wasn't on purpose.

301
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,306
That's the beauty of a hammock.
Easily replaceable.

302
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,831
So we're agreed.
Replace the hammock with a bed.

303
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,746
Replace the hammock
with a hammock!

304
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,878
-Or a bed.
-Or a hammock.

305
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,445
Right, a bed.

306
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,187
Hammock.

307
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,405
[theme music plays]

308
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,190
♪ Me and you ♪

309
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,584
♪ Together we can't lose ♪

310
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,457
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

311
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,808
-[horse neighing]
-[soft music playing]

312
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,810
[sighs] Jack says
he wants a hammock

313
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,899
to go with his life
of adventure.

314
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,422
I don't know about adventure.

315
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,773
That was his mom's thing.
What's
my
thing?

316
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,601
You're already giving him
something he's never had.

317
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,255
The comforts of home.

318
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,084
Spend time with him.
That's worth more than a bed.

319
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,565
[man]
Are you in need
of home furnishings?

320
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,306
-I am!
-Or just looking

321
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,134
-for an adventure?
-Jack is!

322
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,223
Come on down to Mike A's,

323
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,617
the one-stop shop
for anything and everything!

324
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,271
Lightly used housewares,

325
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,057
semi-ethically sourced
medical supplies,

326
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,929
and the widest selection
of tons and tons of beds

327
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,713
this side of the Mississippi!

328
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,715
-This is it!
-[neighing]

329
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,415
Mike A's,
where family adventure begins!

330
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,679
It's exactly what Jack needs!
What I
want
him to need!

331
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,899
-[neighing]
-Wahoo! I can finally be

332
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,684
the dad Jack needs
by taking him to this store!

333
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,252
-[neighing]
-Oh! Thanks for the help, Min.

334
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,949
That's not what I said!

335
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,951
Ah, he'll figure it out.

336
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,389
-[upbeat music playing]
-[tires screeching]

337
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,175
Oh, man, I'm so excited
to show you this place, Jack.

338
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,873
Gonna be a real adventure.
Plus they got great beds.

339
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,267
I'm fine with a hammock,
but I'm super excited

340
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,921
for a Dad-Jack solo adventure.

341
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,052
It's been forever.

342
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,619
It hasn't been that long.

343
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,316
Since I was six.

344
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,971
Six?! No, that's not right.

345
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,060
Yup, not since I was six.

346
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,367
Well, no time like the present.

347
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,152
[Jack laughing]

348
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,806
[upbeat music playing]

349
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:11,981
[dinging]

350
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,548
[kid laughing]

351
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,332
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

352
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,030
-[screaming]
-[laughing]

353
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,988
-[laughing]
-[bouncing]

354
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,772
[screaming joyfully]

355
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,905
[laughing, screaming]

356
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,864
-[beep]
-[electricity zapping]

357
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,431
-This place is...
-Amazing!

358
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,477
I've never seen
a place like this.

359
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,305
Kind of intense, right?

360
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,176
Is this a real sarcophagus?

361
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,048
Real and a steal!

362
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:39,139
100% authentic,
90% legal, and 10% off.

363
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:42,490
Hi. Mike A, owner
of this fine establishment.

364
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,144
Will. This is my son, Jack.

365
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,188
[snaps]

366
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,799
[both screaming]

367
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,714
[laughing] Just kidding!

368
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,587
Gets 'em every time!
Aisle 8 for the fake hands.

369
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,850
Aisle 6 for the real ones.

370
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,766
Don't need hands today.
We're here

371
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,377
on a bit of a father-son
adventure for a bed.

372
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,553
Or a hammock. I prefer hammocks.

373
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,859
Hmm.

374
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,600
I got beds, I got hammocks.

375
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,732
I got beds made
out of recycled hammocks

376
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,865
and a hammock
made out of shredded beds.

377
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,998
Want adventure? I got those too.

378
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,565
Hop on, young explorer.
To aisle 12,

379
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,916
hammocks, beds, and adventures.

380
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,004
[Jack] Cool!

381
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,093
Okay, I guess I'll just walk.

382
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,183
-Behold!
-Whoa!

383
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,576
A bedroom
for the young adventurer.

384
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,404
They really do have everything.

385
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,754
-This is...
-So cool!

386
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,366
Oh, wow!
How did you even find this?

387
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,237
Well, it's a long story.

388
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,457
Lucky for you,
we're open 24 hours.

389
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,895
2007, Peru, with one hand
hanging onto the edge of a cliff

390
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,766
and a priceless relic
in the other.

391
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,552
You know what's
really priceless? This bed!

392
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,771
Sure.

393
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,426
So my business partner
betrayed me,

394
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,429
but he didn't know I'd swapped
the gold for chocolate coins!

395
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,692
-[Mike A laughing]
-[Will groaning]

396
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,608
I was racing down the rapids,

397
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,567
only a bow and arrow at my side,

398
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,786
and I could hear
the locals shouting,

399
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,353
"Squeal like a pig!"

400
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,747
Hey, this is the bed!

401
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,662
Thanks, I'll take it from here.

402
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,751
Wait, I wanna hear
the end of the story.

403
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,667
But we found what we're
looking for. This was the goal.

404
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,451
For you.

405
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,454
-[beep]
-[clearing throat]

406
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,630
Well, I can tell
an awkward situation

407
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,067
when I see one.

408
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,243
[groaning]

409
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,550
I just want to give you
what you need.

410
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,118
What I need or what you want?

411
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,077
You can get a bed
if it's so important.

412
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,861
I came for an adventure
with you.

413
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,558
Guess I gotta find one myself.

414
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,038
Jack!

415
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,998
[tense music playing]

416
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,352
[light, cheery music playing]

417
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,661
[Jack sighs]

418
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,446
Fancy seeing you here!

419
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,623
You know, that usually works
best with two people. Uh...

420
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:56,928
Where's your dad?

421
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,756
He only came here to buy stuff.

422
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,497
I wanted something different.

423
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,500
I see. A treasure
money
can't
buy.

424
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,937
I told you I got something
for everyone,

425
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,462
and I've got
just what you're lookin' for.

426
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,464
Ooh!

427
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,033
[Will] "Oh, no, Dad,
I don't need anything.

428
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,991
I'm a mysterious adventurer.

429
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,733
It's unclear what value
you add to my life."

430
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,388
[somber music playing]

431
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,130
-What do you want?
-[Mike A] Hey, big fella!

432
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,958
Some son you got.
Hard to shop for, eh?

433
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,918
I know! I can't figure out
what he wants,

434
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,399
and I can't get him to want
what I think he needs.

435
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,532
Well, lucky for you,
I have a knack for this stuff.

436
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:39,145
What if I told you
I got something your son needs,

437
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,364
something you want him to have?

438
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,324
I'd be surprised
if such a thing even exists.

439
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,804
Oh, you'll be surprised,
all right.

440
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,241
Very surpri--

441
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,677
Ooh!

442
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,026
Surprised.

443
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,463
Strange man.

444
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:55,987
[laughing]

445
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,989
Come on!
[laughing eccentrically]

446
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,296
-[horse neighing]
-Where are we?

447
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168
Right where you need to be.

448
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,474
-Dad?
-Jack?

449
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,999
[both] What are you doing here?
Mike A told me to--

450
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089
Didn't I teach you
to not follow strangers

451
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,655
into mysterious vaults?

452
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,745
Uh, no. And didn't you
just do the same thing?

453
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,879
Fair enough. All right, Mike A,
what's this super secret--

454
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:18,880
Surprise!

455
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,229
[door slams, locking]

456
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,188
Well, he's right,
I am surprised.

457
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,319
[loud rumbling]

458
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,278
What is happening?!

459
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,237
The walls!
They're closing in on us!

460
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,284
This is why people
shop online! Oh!

461
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,678
Come on, Will. Your child
is about to be crushed!

462
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,377
Summon super inner dad strength!

463
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,205
[grunting, groaning]

464
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,556
-Dad...
-Do something, for once!

465
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,994
[grunting] Come on! Provide!

466
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,822
-Dad...
-Don't worry, Jack.

467
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,737
I'm gonna find a way outta here.

468
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,999
[grunting]

469
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,435
Dad!

470
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,524
There's a vent!

471
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,439
[air blowing]

472
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,008
A vent! Yes! Don't worry, Jack.
I'll get us up there somehow.

473
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,403
Dad, just stop! I need you
to actually listen to me.

474
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,752
You... need me?

475
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,276
Of course I need you.
You're my dad!

476
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,844
But right now,
we
need to get out of here.

477
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,411
Quick, link arms with me!

478
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,761
Now climb! Go, go, go, go!

479
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,503
It's working!
How'd you know how to do this?

480
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,853
Had to scale a cliff like this
in Chile once.

481
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,855
Probably why I don't carry
much stuff.

482
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:21,856
Cool.

483
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,860
Dad strength! [grunting]

484
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,473
You're always so calm
in stressful situations.

485
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,519
Certainly didn't get that
from me.

486
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,260
[chuckles] Yeah. Pretty cool

487
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,697
how you ripped
that vent cover off though.

488
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,481
It felt cool!

489
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,529
Whoa! Super realistic
fake skeleton!

490
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,357
Yeah... "fake."

491
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,403
Hey, Jack, sorry
I was pushing a bed on you.

492
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,449
I just want you to feel
at home with us.

493
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,886
You know what does make me feel
at home?

494
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,453
Spending time with you.

495
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,106
Whoa!

496
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,588
Wait, Jack!

497
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,155
Come on.
We can get through here.

498
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,592
[both screaming]

499
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,768
[laughing]

500
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,379
Aisle 8, remember?

501
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,947
All right, wise guy.
Time to get us outta here.

502
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,341
Dad strength!

503
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,082
Nice goin', Dad.

504
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,475
[both] Whoa!

505
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,912
-[snakes hissing]
-[tense music playing]

506
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,392
[rats squeaking]

507
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,395
[both] Ugh,
I hate snakes and rats.

508
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,179
-[screw pops]
-[both] Whoa!

509
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,789
-[creaking]
-Okay, easy.

510
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,618
We'll just turn around slowly
and find another--

511
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:29,837
[Will screams]

512
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,491
[toys squeaking]

513
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,188
They're rubber.

514
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,451
-I still kinda hate it though.
-Me too.

515
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,932
[roaring]

516
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:38,889
[rumbling]

517
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,543
[both screaming]

518
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,676
Grab a helmet!

519
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,547
Find your foothold and climb!

520
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,376
Wow, Dad, I didn't know
you could climb.

521
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,073
It's been a couple decades.

522
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,553
I'm in a lot of pain.

523
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,728
Hold on, Dad!

524
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,948
[screaming]

525
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:54,905
[growling]

526
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,299
[screaming]

527
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,954
[dramatic music playing]

528
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,391
[screaming turning to laughter]

529
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,175
[cheering]

530
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,917
[laughter]

531
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,139
[laughter]

532
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,488
[groans]

533
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,404
[laughter]

534
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,537
Hey, a hammock!

535
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,626
I think we got what you want.
Let's go home.

536
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,977
Actually, Dad,
let's go with the deluxe.

537
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,371
Whatever you want, bud.

538
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,459
[scanner beeps]

539
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:27,764
[register dings]

540
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,027
How is this place legal?

541
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,986
I know! That was awesome!

542
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:34,205
Hey, I know
a death-trap department store

543
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,078
isn't exactly like scaling
the cliffs of Chile, but...

544
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,646
Still a pretty great adventure
with my dad.

545
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,822
[sniffling, chuckling]

546
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,781
Dad, did
you
need anything
from Mike A's?

547
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,218
I got exactly what I needed,
Jack-a-roo.

548
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,308
-"Jack-a-roo"?
-Yeah, I don't know.

549
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,484
-Thought I'd try it out.
-I like it.

550
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,312
[engine starting]

551
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,272
[laughing]

552
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,535
Mike A always gets the sale.

553
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,797
[groans]

554
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,104
Never get the timing right.

555
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,109
[theme music playing]

556
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,118
♪ Me and you ♪

557
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:20,121
♪ Together we can't lose ♪

558
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,081
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

559
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,127
♪ Me and you ♪

560
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:30,131
♪ Together we can't lose ♪

561
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,133
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪